sincerelyywaffles

sincerelyywaffles:

the more i talk to people the more hope is lost.
there are far too many beautiful people who are crying because they think they’re ugly.
there are far too many healthy people crying because they think they’re fat.
there are far too many sweet people crying because they feel alone.
there are…

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something